Direct from our studios in beautiful downtown Boston, Sonic Implants is proud to present “I’d Like to Buy a Vowel … Adventures in Talk Box Guitar,” an incomparably funky collection of multi-samples and phrases that puts you, lucky contestant, in the middle of the action. Please, step right this way and don’t be distracted by the envious stares of those around you. As the studio audience chants your name and you exchange pleasantries with our natty host, sidle up to the mighty “Wheel of Implants” and let loose a wicked spin. Feel the current of breathless anticipation as a hush befalls the room, all eyes on The Wheel in motion as it glides, ever so slowly, to a stop. Basking in warm applause, you gaze triumphantly into the camera. Our host nods approvingly. And what does The Wheel have in store for you today- a blistering lick in the key of “G,” perhaps? Maybe a funky riff in “E,” looped to repeat and tempo locked for synchronized playback? Many, many sampled phrase s are gathered here in our fabulous showroom- neatly separated into four musical keys and three tempos; all the better to reward your diligent efforts with a vast array of Talk Box licks, riffs, trills, bends, and chords.
Hungry for more? Step forward and select a vowel from amongst the glittering display of Talk Box “syllable” multi-samples we have to offer; boo, boh, bop, wah, wow, “open tube,” “closed tube,” and the decidedly wicked “wild card vibrato” articulation are all yours for the asking. Here at “Wheel of Implants,” you see, no one goes home empty handed because to play is to win.